Isador is my name
Iguanidae is my Latin name
I have three eyes, snazzy huh!
My tail falls off easily, spooky huh!
Not too worry; I’ll grow a new one!
I must be the worst mother in the world
I lay my eggs underground and leave them
My children have to fend for themselves
I prefer to sunbathe, what bliss!
A lazy animal am I!
Are Christians slothful too?
(Bringing souls to the Lord
Then letting them fend for themselves?)