Good morning Einstein I
Joining me in March
Bringing laughs and frustrations
Cleaning was your hobby
Stubbornness was your principal fault
Messing yourself continualy with wires
Having majored highly in idiosyncrasies
One day you just rebelled
Good bye Einstein I

Good morning Einstein II
Replacing your deceased cousin
Bringing laughs and efficiency
Cleaniness is your goal
Stubbornness is also your fault
Achieving your goal by pushing
Working no matter the hour
Finally, we make ‘bon ménage’
Good night Einstein II


Oh, I am sorry
Did I not tell you?
Einstein is my Roomba*




* vacuum cleaner robot