Fiona the Ferret

Thursday, 24 November 2011
Fiona the Ferret

I am a clever burglar
Fiona the thief
Anything my little paws finds
I diligently and cautiously hide

I sleep for twenty hours
Fiona the slumberer
Much beauty sleep is needed
Playing 'dead' to my owners

The third most common pet
Fiona the bragger
I am very highly domesticated
Since the age of Pharaoh

My diet consist of meat
Fiona the carnivore
I cannot do without it
Vegetables are unknown to me

I need a spacious house
Fiona the homemaker
Keeping check over my territory
Being king of the castle

I flip on the floor
Fiona the blissful
I bounce off the furniture
I'm just a happy pet!